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The Ass Bra

Posted on 08.07.08 4:11PM under Funny News, Funny Pics

Yes you read it correctly. They have developed a new “bra” that makes a chick’s ass look better. Now when you’re making out with that girl with the hourglass figure you’ll have to unhook her bra, remove her corset and unhook her ass bra…but be careful the clip is near the hole (the one she constantly denies you).

Women wear so many gimmicks that it is hard to tell if that “8″ is really an “8.” They wear high heels to make their legs look longer, makeup to fix up their face, bras to make them look younger and more supple (for lack of a better word), and now they have designed an ass contraption to make them look like they’ve been waking up and doing yoga every morning for the past year. Is this really the beast that we’ve created?

Ladies, it is not fair to us that you are misleading us with your looks. Sure you look like a knockout at night all done up, but remember this, we have to wake up and see the deterioation that took place over night and it is never pretty. Less is more, and if you aren’t naturally hot; well work with what you’ve got or actually be that chick doing yoga every morning. Trust us, we’re going to see the rolls and dimples once your ass bra is off so if you are that insecure about it get your ass out of the bra and into the gym.

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