Happy B-Day to the Hoff!

It’s been a rough couple of years for Hasselhoff. Earlier this year he agreed to pay his ex-wife $25,000 a month; and ever since his infamous drunk video surfaced last May, his reputation (what was left) has been steadily decreasing. Well, today that is going to change We want to help Hoff celebrate his birthday with happy memories and thank him for all that he has brought us.

You are a true visionary Mr. Hasselhoff. You didn’t need Emmy worthy scripts or even Emmy worthy actors. No sir, you had a better idea in mind. You gave us Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Yasmine Bleeth and so many more. And to top it all off you gave us them running in slow motion, in swimsuits and once Baywatch was cancelled you gave us syndication and got 1.1billion worldwide viewers!

You gave us half naked women every night of the week all over the world. You also gave us Knight Rider and entertained Germans with your singing. Mr. Hasselhoff you are an American Icon, a worldwide star, and a legend.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOFF! - P.S. Try to keep the binge drinking to a minimum, we wouldn’t want to mess up a classic with a crappy sequel.

Sorry Hoff, we couldn’t resist.