His principle: THE FIVE H’s

Hard-on:

For guys in their 20’s.  Basically follow your dick.  This is the time in life that you are able to make mistakes and should take any and all action that is thrown at you.  If you are in a relationship and a hot girl is interested in you follow your hard-on and go after her.  You won’t have the stamina or energy later in life so live it up while you can.

Heart:

For guys in their 30’s.  You fooled around and had your fun and now you want to settle down.  It is time to follow your heart and start a family if you want to or pursue some of your other dreams you may have.

Head:

For guys in their 40’s.  Now you finally start to get daily epiphanies about life.  Your understanding of women, relationships, and family life all start to grow and you become more logical and rational.  Your reasoning improves and you can start giving advice to others around.

Health:

For guys in their 50’s.  You’ve chased every piece of tail for a decade, you’ve settled down and maybe had a kid or two, and you have finally gained some wisdom so now your primary goal is to preserve that and stay healthy.  You start to focus on what you are eating and try to workout daily.  You don’t want to be that guy getting pushed around in the wheelchair so get off your ass and do something about it.

Happiness:

For guys in their 60’s.  You can laugh at yourself and those adolescents around you.  You can stare at younger girls in their 20’s and they don’t care.  You can shed knowledge to youth but they probably won’t listen and you get to laugh when they make mistakes that could have been avoided.  Youth truly is wasted on the young.

We hope this puts a smile on your face and gets you pumped for the weekend. Get out there, get your party on, and make a fool of yourself tryin’ to land a hottie like this.

Cheers!

First, the 16-year-old boy set up a website soliciting video feeds of naughty, underage girls via webcam. In order for the creepers to be able to view the videos, they would first need to submit their personal ID numbers, bank account details and internet bank codes. The boy would then rape their accounts and make out like a bandit. Needless to say, there were never any videos for the men to watch.

Next comes the best part…

The kid would then write a letter to each of these idiots from a different e-mail account, using the identity of a police investigator on the hunt for internet sex offenders. He told the men that they had been reported for sex offenses and, again, requested their banking information in order to investigate the charges further. He told them that as long as he didn’t discover anything suspicious that he would leave them alone. Then the boy would steal even more money from these guys’ accounts. He ended up making over $10,000.

This scheme is brilliant because the kid was taking advantage of people that he knew wouldn’t want to inform the police of his crime. Eventually though, his luck ran out. One of the men he had scammed went to the cops and the boy was eventually arrested. Although he was convicted on 10 counts of fraud, he walked with only 80 hours of community service. We don’t think he even had to pay the money back.

Either way, we’ve come to the conclusion that this kid is definitely going to strike it rich, one way or another. He possesses the kind of outside-of-the-box thinking that makes all self-made millionaires what they are.

Well played sir!

Women wear so many gimmicks that it is hard to tell if that “8″ is really an “8.” They wear high heels to make their legs look longer, makeup to fix up their face, bras to make them look younger and more supple (for lack of a better word), and now they have designed an ass contraption to make them look like they’ve been waking up and doing yoga every morning for the past year. Is this really the beast that we’ve created?

Ladies, it is not fair to us that you are misleading us with your looks. Sure you look like a knockout at night all done up, but remember this, we have to wake up and see the deterioation that took place over night and it is never pretty. Less is more, and if you aren’t naturally hot; well work with what you’ve got or actually be that chick doing yoga every morning. Trust us, we’re going to see the rolls and dimples once your ass bra is off so if you are that insecure about it get your ass out of the bra and into the gym.

I’m sure this champion highly regretted his night of belligerence when he awoke the next day and discovered this photo. As you can see, his “buddies” messed with him pretty bad. They nestled the banana between his pasty white butt cheeks, illegibly tatted his face and arms with permanent red marker, and of course wrote “fags welcome” in size 42 font across his ass (along with a big green arrow pointing toward his glory hole)… Poor bastard!

The full game description appears after the break.

It makes its debut OXXO an alignment game that will put to hard tries your intelligence!
In this game the player will be able to put down own pawns or to turn over them!
A symbol will be present on a face the other on the other face.
In this game beyond the form the color enters in game also!
Forms and color will be therefore the distinguished objectives of both players.
But careful: if your win move will make to gain also the adversary, will have lost!
The game previews 10 levels of game and will be therefore or to the novice or to the expert players.
Several options are moreover available statistics in order to estimate your quotient of learning.
NEW PRICE!!!
UPCOMING:
- Human vs Human (on same device)
- More statistics and details
Languages:
English

Ahhh… now we get it! Thank you very much for that amazing description. We completely understand what the game is about now. Our favorite part is that the Language is listed as English. Um… not so much. That description put to hard tries my intelligence.

The shame of it is that this could actually be a good game (the screen shot looks interesting enough), but we’re certainly not dropping any money (that’s right, this beauty isn’t free folks) on a game that’s description is less coherent than Yoda after a night of binge drinking.

If you’d like more information about this and other applications, visit our friends over at www.AppStoreInfo.com

We here at Silly Ninja are dedicated to our mission of searching for undiscovered talent. In this case, we’re bringing this talent to you in the form of a RIDICULOUSLY hot bombshell of a woman!

Wipe the drool off of your chin and get back to work!

If history repeats itself, and it always does, now that Manny is a Dodger, two things will happen. First, Manny will come to LA and follow the same path as Andruw Jones, or maybe he’ll get injured and spare himself the embarassment. Second, LaRoche and Morris will go on to become MLB superstars.

The Dodgers front office is known for developing talent and then trading players away before they reach potential or just making blatantly dumb moves: Pedro Martinez for Delino Deshields (WTF?), Paul Konerko for Jeff Shaw, passing on Vladimir Guerrero, and mindlessly throwing money away to Kevin Brown, Darren Dreifort, and most recent Jason Schmidt.

However; as it appears right now it acutally looks like the Dodgers made a great trade. The two key words in that sentence though are right now. Andruw Jones was supposed to be a “big bat” that was picked up this past off season and he is batting a solid .167 with a contract of only $14 million. As a lifetime Dodger fan I hope I am wrong, but I will leave that up to Manny to prove me wrong.

On second glance, this is actually an amazing picture. The radiant lights are ablaze against the dark blend of colors residing in the distance. The background is blurred as if the picture were taken with a slower than normal shutter speed. Every little detail screams at you like a psycho ex-lover that just found out you cheated…

But let’s be honest, who really gives a sh*t about all that? We all know the “photographer” was just some lucky, drunken college kid with a disposable camera that happened to be in the right place at the right time.

“GUYS, QUICK, GRAB YOUR BEER! These chicks are wasted, stumbling down the sidewalk and one of ‘em has no idea that her ass is hanging out!”

Look, we understand, mistakes do happen. You forgot to put that Bounce anti-static dryer sheet in with your last load of laundry. And we don’t expect you to control Mother Nature. That brisk San Diego ocean breeze just blew your dress right up, Bruce Almighty style.

Our only question to you Miss Louis Vuitton Handbag Lover with Amazing Assets is: Aren’t you too young, hot, and fashionable to be rockin’ those hot pink grannie panties?

Here is what my Palm Springs itinerary looks like:

• Fly into Palm Springs
• Get a 2 hour massage at a luxurious spa
• Arrange for a stay in a luxury home over-looking the golf course
• Finally get that Vaginal Rejuvenation procedure I’ve been putting off…

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