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Friday Bombshell: Nina Moric
[ No Comments ] Posted on 08.08.08 under Girls
We hope this puts a smile on your face and gets you pumped for the weekend. Get out there, get your party on, and make a fool of yourself tryin’ to land a hottie like this.
Cheers!
Krystal Forscutt
[ No Comments ] Posted on 08.04.08 under Girls
We here at Silly Ninja are dedicated to our mission of searching for undiscovered talent. In this case, we’re bringing this talent to you in the form of a RIDICULOUSLY hot bombshell of a woman!
Wipe the drool off of your chin and get back to work!
I See London, I See France…
[ No Comments ] Posted on 07.30.08 under Funny Pics, Girls
On second glance, this is actually an amazing picture. The radiant lights are ablaze against the dark blend of colors residing in the distance. The background is blurred as if the picture were taken with a slower than normal shutter speed. Every little detail screams at you like a psycho ex-lover that just found out you cheated…
But let’s be honest, who really gives a sh*t about all that? We all know the “photographer” was just some lucky, drunken college kid with a disposable camera that happened to be in the right place at the right time.
“GUYS, QUICK, GRAB YOUR BEER! These chicks are wasted, stumbling down the sidewalk and one of ‘em has no idea that her ass is hanging out!”
Look, we understand, mistakes do happen. You forgot to put that Bounce anti-static dryer sheet in with your last load of laundry. And we don’t expect you to control Mother Nature. That brisk San Diego ocean breeze just blew your dress right up, Bruce Almighty style.
Our only question to you Miss Louis Vuitton Handbag Lover with Amazing Assets is: Aren’t you too young, hot, and fashionable to be rockin’ those hot pink grannie panties?
The Highheel Hooker Marathon
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 07.25.08 under Funny Pics, Girls
This picture just entertains us. It has such a wide gathering of women. You’ve got the young hookers lining both the top and bottom with the Madam in the middle. Then you have the clueless and the serious; and our personal favorite the hooker at the top getting an early jump.
Eyes on the Prize
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 07.21.08 under Funny Pics, Girls
Are you kidding me?!?! This loser’s non-existent sex life has officially just taken a turn for the worse. Good luck getting laid once the female world gets a hold of this one buddy!
Danica Patrick vs. Milka Duno
[ No Comments ] Posted on 07.21.08 under Girls, Sports
So was anyone else extremely arroused when Milka Duno and Danica Patrick exchanged words this weekend. I couldn’t help but hope that one of them was going to reach out and pull the others hair. So far in their early careers Danica has the upper edge as the better racer and, so far, the better model for photo shoots.
However, Duno, with her sexy accent and fresh face may be able to overtake Patrick as the female face of Indycar racing. Even if she turns out to be a bust it will be fun getting to watch these two battle it out in upcoming races. I can see it now, Duno takes Patrick out of a race and Patrick is just waiting for her to finish the race. She covers herself in oil and tackles Duno. They start rolling around on the ground slipping and sliding all over each other. Maybe it is just wishful thinking, but if that doesn’t get ratings for Indycar racing then I don’t know what will.
Happy B-Day to the Hoff!
[ No Comments ] Posted on 07.17.08 under Funny News, Funny Pics, Funny Vids, Girls, TV Shows
It’s been a rough couple of years for Hasselhoff. Earlier this year he agreed to pay his ex-wife $25,000 a month; and ever since his infamous drunk video surfaced last May, his reputation (what was left) has been steadily decreasing. Well, today that is going to change We want to help Hoff celebrate his birthday with happy memories and thank him for all that he has brought us.
Dayana Mendoza Miss Universe 2008
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 07.14.08 under Girls
Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela took the crown for Miss Universe 2008 and after looking at her eyes, lips, and everything else we definitely approve.
BJ Competition Concludes Prematurely
[ No Comments ] Posted on 07.14.08 under Funny News, Girls
Nine British women are facing prostitution charges after partaking in an oral sex competition on the Greek Isle of Zakynthos over the weekend. The women were paid by club owners to participate in the competition. It’s incredible what $20 Euros will buy you these days.
Our sources have informed us that the competition was more than halfway through Contestant #5’s routine before it was broken up by authorities. Contestant #2, Vanessa, was currently at the top of the leader board after performing a highly effective mouth-swirl up and down the shaft of Judge Adrien Erasmus, all while tickling his bean bag and batting her sparkling blue eyes at him. Judge #5 was reportedly complaining about the worst case of blue balls in history.
Time to Upgrade
[ No Comments ] Posted on 07.14.08 under Funny Pics, Girls
Long load times can ruin anyone’s experience with a website. Especially when you’re trying to look at porn with a 56k modem. You try to visualize the pictures and videos before they load; you daydream and almost always forget what you are doing. Then finally you get a glimpse of a picture and remember the task at hand…
