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The Ass Bra

[ No Comments ] Posted on 08.07.08 under Funny News, Funny Pics

Yes you read it correctly. They have developed a new “bra” that makes a chick’s ass look better. Now when you’re making out with that girl with the hourglass figure you’ll have to unhook her bra, remove her corset and unhook her ass bra…but be careful the clip is near the hole (the one she constantly denies you).

Women wear so many gimmicks that it is hard to tell if that “8″ is really an “8.” They wear high heels to make their legs look longer, makeup to fix up their face, bras to make them look younger and more supple (for lack of a better word), and now they have designed an ass contraption to make them look like they’ve been waking up and doing yoga every morning for the past year. Is this really the beast that we’ve created?

Ladies, it is not fair to us that you are misleading us with your looks. Sure you look like a knockout at night all done up, but remember this, we have to wake up and see the deterioation that took place over night and it is never pretty. Less is more, and if you aren’t naturally hot; well work with what you’ve got or actually be that chick doing yoga every morning. Trust us, we’re going to see the rolls and dimples once your ass bra is off so if you are that insecure about it get your ass out of the bra and into the gym.

That’s Just Wrong

[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 08.06.08 under Funny Pics

$That\'s Just Wrong$

I’m sure this champion highly regretted his night of belligerence when he awoke the next day and discovered this photo. As you can see, his “buddies” messed with him pretty bad. They nestled the banana between his pasty white butt cheeks, illegibly tatted his face and arms with permanent red marker, and of course wrote “fags welcome” in size 42 font across his ass (along with a big green arrow pointing toward his glory hole)… Poor bastard!

I See London, I See France…

[ No Comments ] Posted on 07.30.08 under Funny Pics, Girls

On second glance, this is actually an amazing picture. The radiant lights are ablaze against the dark blend of colors residing in the distance. The background is blurred as if the picture were taken with a slower than normal shutter speed. Every little detail screams at you like a psycho ex-lover that just found out you cheated…

But let’s be honest, who really gives a sh*t about all that? We all know the “photographer” was just some lucky, drunken college kid with a disposable camera that happened to be in the right place at the right time.

“GUYS, QUICK, GRAB YOUR BEER! These chicks are wasted, stumbling down the sidewalk and one of ‘em has no idea that her ass is hanging out!”

Look, we understand, mistakes do happen. You forgot to put that Bounce anti-static dryer sheet in with your last load of laundry. And we don’t expect you to control Mother Nature. That brisk San Diego ocean breeze just blew your dress right up, Bruce Almighty style.

Our only question to you Miss Louis Vuitton Handbag Lover with Amazing Assets is: Aren’t you too young, hot, and fashionable to be rockin’ those hot pink grannie panties?

Romantic Getaway to Palm Springs

[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 07.30.08 under Funny Pics

Palm Springs, CA. A truly one of a kind getaway. Golf, Spas, Resorts; it is the place to go for relaxation and more. I have heard wonderful things so when I went to a site about Palm Springs I could not help noticing the “unique” ads on the page:

Here is what my Palm Springs itinerary looks like:

Fly into Palm Springs
Get a 2 hour massage at a luxurious spa
Arrange for a stay in a luxury home over-looking the golf course
Finally get that Vaginal Rejuvenation procedure I’ve been putting off…

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The Highheel Hooker Marathon

[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 07.25.08 under Funny Pics, Girls

This picture just entertains us. It has such a wide gathering of women. You’ve got the young hookers lining both the top and bottom with the Madam in the middle. Then you have the clueless and the serious; and our personal favorite the hooker at the top getting an early jump.

I Gave Her the Flying Penguin Last Night

[ No Comments ] Posted on 07.23.08 under Funny Pics

So my roommate works in fund raising. He’s the guy that runs school assemblies and has kids sell chocolate, magazines etc. Part of his job is finding and buying prizes for the kids (ages 6-13) to help motivate them to sell whatever it is that he is peddling. This week my roommate is out of town and UPS just delivered 23 cases of prizes on our doorstep. I just finished putting these cases in the garage when I noticed the labeling on the box:

I am pretty sure the parents of the PTA might be a little pissed to see their kids playing with BJ Toys. I’m sure it is a completely innocent name but it sure does make the “flying penguin” written on the side of the box sound like some kind of new sex position. Doesn’t it?